Cedar Park, Texas – A local suburban man was seen standing in line at a nearby hardware store to purchase a fire extinguisher. “Geez, what is this guy’s problem?” said store patron Mindy Williams. “He’s fidgeting and dancing around like a 5 year old who has to go to the bathroom.” “Yeah, and why is he so sweaty and out of breath?” added 2nd in line Gina Fitzgerald. “He somehow managed to sweat through a suit!”
The anxious man was spotted moving from line to line, only to find that each new line was moving more slowly than the last. Eventually, he was seen asking Fitzgerald if he could go ahead of her. She, of course, denied. “He actually had the nerve to ask if he could cut in line,” she said. “He needs to accept the fact that we are all in a rush to get to the places we have to be.” Williams added that she did not like people who smoke. “I bet he was in a hurry to buy more cigarettes. He smelled like a freaking chimney.”
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