Atlanta, GA – Pure-bread German Shepherd “Vick” (110 lbs) is getting a second chance at puppy bowl glory after surviving two euthanization attempts; a punishment earned after biting a small child two months earlier. Las Vegas is expecting him to earn most valuable puppy, as well as draw 8+ penalties for unsportsmanlike conduct. He can run a 3.2 40 and has a bite force of 370 psi – almost double what is needed to snap the neck of a smaller dog. He is expected to line up against “Fluffy”, the rookie Wheaten terrier from PA – at least until “Fluffy” inevitably leaves the game on a stretcher. Coaches have advised against double covering “Vick” to minimize casualties. When asked if he was excited for the big game, “Vick” wagged his tail and began disemboweling a stuffed teddy bear. Every dog has his day, and all signs are pointing to “Vick” having a big day.
The Misinformer 
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