San Francisco, CA – Koko the gorilla, famous for her ability to communicate through sign language, recently expressed her embarrassment that she and Ken Ham evolved from a common ancestor. Ken Ham is a prominent creationist and president of Answers in Genesis, a group which operates the ‘Creation Museum’ in Petersburg, Kentucky. Koko watched a recording of the 2014 debate between Ken Ham and Bill Nye ‘The Science Guy’ over the origins of planet earth and humanity.
“I can’t believe this man is unable to grasp the concept of sharing a common ancestor versus evolving directly from apes,” signed Koko (according to her caretaker). “And how does he think that all these animals actually fit onto a small wooden boat? It just isn’t feasible.” Koko went on to say how ridiculous it is that Ham thinks that a book written years and years ago is somehow more reliable than scientifically proven carbon dating or geologic and fossil evidence.
Koko also identified molecular biology’s role in evolution, stating “Humans and apes share analogous chromosomes, including a fusion of two ape chromosomes to make human chromosome 2…” At this point, the translator seemed to get confused. “I think Koko is saying something about embryology, but honestly a lot of this stuff is going over my head…” said the caretaker.
Once Koko got done signing about the technical intricacies of evolution, she went in a more philosophical direction. “It’s not that I am absolutely sure God doesn’t exist, He might. If He does exist, I’m sure God used evolution as a tool to get the world to where it is today.” Such a high level of intelligence and understanding from this creature is truly remarkable; especially considering Ken Ham probably couldn’t learn sign language even if he tried.
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